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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;Guru.com Sucks&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Christopher Garlington</title>
		<link>http://www.sparkplugging.com/freelance-parent/gurucom-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-7721</link>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Garlington</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wrote about how my little girl was getting a little less little in places I little cared to consider her getting less little in as little as possible. 

The title had the word &quot;boobs&quot; in it, which I thought was kind of funny and the article got impressive hits, huge numbers, and won me an award. 

When I finally got around to looking at the Google analysis on the people reading that page, it turns out the search term most often used to arrive at my post was &quot;teen girl boobs.&quot; 

I was getting porn hits.

If that wasn&#039;t disturbing enough, they were reading more of my posts than anyone else. I don&#039;t mean they were trolling for boob shots, I mean they were spending two or three minutes per post. They were reading everything. They were my biggest audience!

I&#039;d become an accidental porn king.

So getting hits from some tween looking for Hannah Montana . . . count your blessings, it could be worse.

Christopher Garlingtons last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.deathbychildren.com/?p=213&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;It Has Discovered Rock &amp; Roll Snobbery&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wrote about how my little girl was getting a little less little in places I little cared to consider her getting less little in as little as possible. </p>
<p>The title had the word &#8220;boobs&#8221; in it, which I thought was kind of funny and the article got impressive hits, huge numbers, and won me an award. </p>
<p>When I finally got around to looking at the Google analysis on the people reading that page, it turns out the search term most often used to arrive at my post was &#8220;teen girl boobs.&#8221; </p>
<p>I was getting porn hits.</p>
<p>If that wasn&#8217;t disturbing enough, they were reading more of my posts than anyone else. I don&#8217;t mean they were trolling for boob shots, I mean they were spending two or three minutes per post. They were reading everything. They were my biggest audience!</p>
<p>I&#8217;d become an accidental porn king.</p>
<p>So getting hits from some tween looking for Hannah Montana . . . count your blessings, it could be worse.</p>
<p>Christopher Garlingtons last blog post..<a href="http://www.deathbychildren.com/?p=213" rel="nofollow">It Has Discovered Rock &amp; Roll Snobbery</a></p>
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		<title>By: Lindsay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lindsay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not sure I can think of any hilarious ones at the moment, but I do hate it when I see people found my site because they couldn&#039;t spell a word (and, at least once, neither could I).

Lindsays last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.writingforyourwealth.com/blogging-for-bucks/9-success-secrets-from-a-part-time-blogger-earning-a-full-time-income/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;9 Success Secrets from a Part-time Blogger Earning a Full-time Income&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure I can think of any hilarious ones at the moment, but I do hate it when I see people found my site because they couldn&#8217;t spell a word (and, at least once, neither could I).</p>
<p>Lindsays last blog post..<a href="http://www.writingforyourwealth.com/blogging-for-bucks/9-success-secrets-from-a-part-time-blogger-earning-a-full-time-income/" rel="nofollow">9 Success Secrets from a Part-time Blogger Earning a Full-time Income</a></p>
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		<title>By: Lorna Doone Brewer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lorna Doone Brewer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Wendy - Thanks!

@Sarah - I think it&#039;s too late for me, although I suppose I&#039;m technicallhy a crazy *work* at home mom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Wendy &#8211; Thanks!</p>
<p>@Sarah &#8211; I think it&#8217;s too late for me, although I suppose I&#8217;m technicallhy a crazy *work* at home mom.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah (Real Life)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah (Real Life)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too funny.  I always love looking at the google searches for my site.  Once I got this:

&quot;I don&#039;t want to be a crazy stay at home mom.&quot;

Hmmm

Sarah (Real Life)s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.reallifeblog.net/2008/08/dear-mr-orchestra-director.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Dear Mr. Orchestra Director...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too funny.  I always love looking at the google searches for my site.  Once I got this:</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to be a crazy stay at home mom.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hmmm</p>
<p>Sarah (Real Life)s last blog post..<a href="http://www.reallifeblog.net/2008/08/dear-mr-orchestra-director.html" rel="nofollow">Dear Mr. Orchestra Director&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>By: Wendy Piersall</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wendy Piersall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Favorite. Freelance. Parent. Post. Evah.</description>
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