Mommy and Me Quiz

I came across this quiz over at Nice Mommy, Evil Editor and couldn’t resist. I’d love for all our readers to do this with their kids, too (and to link back so I can read them). The answers are hilarious…and a little bit enlightening.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
“No thank you, no thank you, no thank you.”

2. What makes mom happy?
“Snuggling…and night-nighting.”

3. What makes mom sad?
“When I say ’stupid.’”

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
“When you be silly.”

5. What was your mom like as a child?
“You were a nice little girl, and you played and played and played.”

6. How old is your mom?
“Twenty-eight. That’s a lot of years.” (Emphasis hers.)

7. How tall is your mom?
“Very tall. As tall as a mommy.”

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
“Work.”

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
“Get some work done.”

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
“Um.” (She said it about 30 times. I don’t think she understood the question.)

11. What is your mom really good at?
“Working.” (Oh, dear.)

12. What is your mom not very good at?
“Um…climbing trees?” (I don’t believe I’ve ever attempted it in front of her. I’m not that terrible.)

13. What does your mom do for her job?
“You go to your office.”

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
“Chicken…good chicken.”

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
“Giving me hugs.”

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
“You’re the fairy godmother. I’m Cinderella, and you’re the fairy godmother.”

17. What do you and your mom do together?
“Play Pretty, Pretty Princess. And we read books. And sometimes we go get some candles.”

18. How are you and your mom the same?
“Well, um…you like to eat candy and I like to eat candy.” (Too true, I fear. Too true.)

19. How are you and your mom different?
“Cause you have glasses and I don’t have glasses.”

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
“Hugs. Kisses. Snuggles.”

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
“The mall toys. We both like the mall toys.”