My bf wanted me to go with him to his brother’s place for their party, but his whole family are Pat’s fans. How on earth could I do that?

So I stayed home all by myself. Here’s what I accomplished.

In the 1st quarter, after the Giants scored their field goal, I stopped drinking any alcohol, and only drank soft drinks. That kept the Pats from scoring for the rest of the quarter.

In the 2nd quarter, after the Pats scored and brought the score to 7-3, I immediately moved from the living room to the den. That prevented the Pats from scoring for the rest of the half.

I refused to watch the halftime show, and watched the Puppy Bowl on Animal Channel instead. I believe this is the reason that neither team scored in the 3rd quarter.

When the 4th quarter began, I turned off all the lights in the house and voluntarily gave up eating any more food for the rest of the game. This is what led to the Giant’s go-ahead score.

Unfortunately, I left the den to go to the bathroom (and turned on a few lights in the process) and that allowed the Pat’s to score and re-take the lead.

Now I was desperate. I stripped down to bra and panties and donned my Giant’s jersey, and then grabbed my favorite teddy bear and he and I kneeled down in a praying position in front of the television. This was the only reason that the Giant’s were able to score with Plaxico and re-take the lead.

With less than a minute remaining, and not knowing any more prayers to say, I still needed to stop the Pats. I brought out my airhorn, and on all of Brady’s downfield heaves, sounded the horn directly at the television. That was the only reason that those passes were off-target and uncaught.

When the clock finally ran down to 0:00, I was sweating, my teddy bear’s t-shirt was torn, and I immediately had to go to the bathroom.

But I got the Giant’s to win the game.

You’ll never convince me that watching the game in private is a bad idea.

@Rofl :: This year I passed on a few parties to watch the game at home with my wife and kids. Much more enjoyable.

@Kelvin :: Lol, not a bad idea.

@Ed :: The parties I have attended are not just guys, and the ladies certainly don’t appreciate the farts. Did your friend get any great fortune? Or did your promise leave a bad taste in his mouth?

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