5 Steps To Discovering Time Travel

Do you believe in time travel?

I never really did until just this week when I mysteriously discovered the ability to travel forward in time – although I only seem to be able to travel a few hours at a time.

By now you are probably wondering exactly what I have been smoking over the holidays or maybe you are thinking that I simply ate the sweet potatoes that had been left out too long on Christmas Day.

Time travel isn’t possible – or is it?

I’m about to share with you the five steps that I have taken to travel in time and I encourage you to try them yourself to see if you too can discover the ability to arrive hours into the future in a mere blink of the eye.

1. Verify that your wife and kids are sound asleep for the night – time travel is possible while they are awake but it is much easier when everyone else is sleeping.
2. Turn on your television.
3. Attach a white rectangular device to your wrist.
4. Press the small button with an orange glow located on a larger white rectangular box near your television.
5. Sit back and enjoy.

By following these simple steps, I guarantee that you will find yourself three or four hours in the future in what seems like only a few seconds. Last night I began this process at 9:00pm and instantly I traveled in time to 1:00am before I was able to disengage from the white box.

What is that? You don’t have a white rectangular box near your television?

If you find yourself wanting to travel in time but don’t have one of these white rectangular boxes, I can share a secret codeword with you that should help you obtain one of the boxes.

Get your pen and paper…ready? Nintendo Wii.

You might have to wait awhile before you are able to find a store that will accept this secret codeword, as it seems there are quite a few dads that have discovered this secret of time travel.

If you find yourself longing for time travel and cannot wait until the secret codeword unlocks the portal to a new dimension, I’ve got a backup codeword that Cory Huff from A Good Husband recently shared with his readers – Xbox 360.

Just be careful if you decide to attempt time travel as it can seriously impact your ability to be productive. I’ve had a difficult time resisting the temptation to travel in time and that has resulted in a quiet week on my blogs.

You’ve been warned – travel in time at your own risk!